I have the “perfect” house for you. It only needs a few minor adjustments. You can be far away from those humans for a while. I know you are clever enough to make the right choice and choose this house because you were clever enough to ask me for help. The house is only about thingimajigi blops. You can meet me on the day between Thursday and Saturday and we can talk about it then.
Sincerely, Raptor Lynx
PS: Were you the one that tried to sell me over-cooked meat? Please don’t do that again!